okay

Didn't find it too funny. Probably at one or two parts I giggled a little, but that's it. My favorite part was the end. When the other guy caught by a magicarp

HAHA!

"You told me you stop putting bombs in children!"
"WHY DO YOU STILL BELIEVE ME!"
oh shesh this was pretty funny man.

Better

Better then the last good job

Not impressed but here are suggestions

Okay for starters this game only gets a five because the game seemed a little pointless.
It dragged on like forever and was boring as watching dora the explorer with a little kid that doesn't even know what she is talking about. Then you have the music. It loops and will sooner or later give you a headache and make you want to pound your computer screen in. Then finally the creeper at the end. Its not the fact that you lose or anything, but I wanted that fucking cake!!! D:
Okay but on the good side is a way you can fix alot of this stuff is:

-Give it a purpose.(Put a story behind why you need to get that cake and why your digging for materials underground)

-For the boring part. All you need to do is maybe add some sort of enemies in and make your character fight them off while you try to dig for materials.

-The background is an eyesore. Make your self go through levels and change the background along with it, No one wants to stare at a magma pit for 10 minutes straight.

-The music. Just change it up a little make it to were it goes through a then loops into another one. Then maybe after five songs you go through. Make it loop back through the cycle.

- Dont piss off the player. I came into this game thinking I was getting cake, and I came out more pissed then ever when I found out I dont cake. Then you have the audacity to rub it in my face :C. You miss are mean. (This is a joke suggestion dont take the last of serious)

Other then that it was okay, and I appreciate the hardwork you put in
so it would catch our eye and I could put this lovely little reveiw.

Bravo

BRAVO.
All my requirements have been made
and I can't say anything else.
Bravo man.
My hat is off to you sir.

My hats off to you dear sir!

First I would like to address that Nakrull is dumb. course its a verticle "toss the turtle"
its the same author, and if you would of upgraded your health you would of realized that YOU DONT DIE WITH ONE HIT!!! All I got to say is you gave a game a shitty score cause you didn't play it fully.
Anyways I want to tell you that this game has everything I like in a game:
*A shop
*Selectable characters
*Leveling up
*A goal
*addictive
*Graphics that blow my FUCKING MIND
See these are all the things that are in for a good reveiw from me.
Toss the Turtle was amazing and I enjoyed every minute of both of these games.
Bravo Dear sir and I hope you make a new game soon.
(Maybe an adventure game of some sort)
My hat is off to you dear sir.
-LaOwensRAWRS

Sweet.

This is too good for words. Nuff said.