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MINECRAFT: flash game MINECRAFT: flash game

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not impressed but here are suggestions

Okay for starters this game only gets a five because the game seemed a little pointless.
It dragged on like forever and was boring as watching dora the explorer with a little kid that doesn't even know what she is talking about. Then you have the music. It loops and will sooner or later give you a headache and make you want to pound your computer screen in. Then finally the creeper at the end. Its not the fact that you lose or anything, but I wanted that fucking cake!!! D:
Okay but on the good side is a way you can fix alot of this stuff is:

-Give it a purpose.(Put a story behind why you need to get that cake and why your digging for materials underground)

-For the boring part. All you need to do is maybe add some sort of enemies in and make your character fight them off while you try to dig for materials.

-The background is an eyesore. Make your self go through levels and change the background along with it, No one wants to stare at a magma pit for 10 minutes straight.

-The music. Just change it up a little make it to were it goes through a then loops into another one. Then maybe after five songs you go through. Make it loop back through the cycle.

- Dont piss off the player. I came into this game thinking I was getting cake, and I came out more pissed then ever when I found out I dont cake. Then you have the audacity to rub it in my face :C. You miss are mean. (This is a joke suggestion dont take the last of serious)

Other then that it was okay, and I appreciate the hardwork you put in
so it would catch our eye and I could put this lovely little reveiw.

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Little-Rena responds:

- Purpose, I can name a lot of flash games that are/where popular that didn't have a story or any real purpose but they where pretty so people liked them.

- Boring part, again, lots of games don't have enemies, some don't even have a challenge.

- Background, yeah, ok, you have a point there.

- Music, would have brought the filesize up.

- The player, you lost, your fault.

Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars


All my requirements have been made
and I can't say anything else.
Bravo man.
My hat is off to you sir.

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Goin Up Goin Up

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My hats off to you dear sir!

First I would like to address that Nakrull is dumb. course its a verticle "toss the turtle"
its the same author, and if you would of upgraded your health you would of realized that YOU DONT DIE WITH ONE HIT!!! All I got to say is you gave a game a shitty score cause you didn't play it fully.
Anyways I want to tell you that this game has everything I like in a game:
*A shop
*Selectable characters
*Leveling up
*A goal
*Graphics that blow my FUCKING MIND
See these are all the things that are in for a good reveiw from me.
Toss the Turtle was amazing and I enjoyed every minute of both of these games.
Bravo Dear sir and I hope you make a new game soon.
(Maybe an adventure game of some sort)
My hat is off to you dear sir.

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Bazooki: A Silent Affair Bazooki: A Silent Affair

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Crabbattle72 says is all.

this game is not good. Its exactly like the game with the monkey were you shot the ballon and then that laser one on Notdoppler.
If you want me to give you a better score make something Original.
Put crazy upgrades for the Bazooka.
At least put a thing in were you can customize your character.
It was too easy, completed in under 4 minutes, not interesting, and does not hold my
attention for more then 4 minutes.
Make it more original and I will give a better score.
One good thins is the graphics nice job on that.

Ultimate Assassin 3 Ultimate Assassin 3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

As you can tell noah is right.

The game lacks so much. It was a fun game but was not good enough for any higher then my five stars.
Noah made some very good points and his list:
- Get an Ability to kill GUARDS ( Only from behind)
-A Story line (Tell something about the assassinator)
-A Shop (every Kill takes some time, in the Shop you can buy better knifes)
-Make Different Guards, Like Red,Blue,Yellow,Pink. (Every Guard Has it own Ability)
-Add A Small RPG In a Small Town and you can accpet differental quest/assassinations
-Have a Co-op Mode or Enemy assassins.
-Challenge Mode: Kill as many Guards as you can.
-Play as a Guard.
-Different suits in the shop for better stealth and health.
Makes what I wanted to say easier.
You need to beef this game out and when you make a second I will
be back to hopefully give you something higher then an 8.
So all I wil lsay is this game isn't terrible but its not good.
please get those things in the sequel.

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jedierman responds:

:D "Add A Small RPG In a Small Town and you can accpet differental quest/assassinations"

Red Remover Player Pack 2 Red Remover Player Pack 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice

This game was a very good game. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
You didn't change anything, and I like that. I mean why change a game
that doesn't need to be changed right. We all love the sound of a "yay!"
the green blocks yell when we get them to safety.
Only thing I hate about the page is people dumbass reviews that have NOTHING to do with the game.
Other then that good game guy.

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Learn to Fly 2 Learn to Fly 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good but not good enough.

This game was fun and all, but it was not able to keep my attention for more then 20 minutes. The game lacked taste, and the dummy penguin was harder to keep up in this one then the first with the penguin. A few good things I liked was the detail you put into the dummy. The stitches on the back and everything.
Now I am wrapping up with im sorry but the game was not good enough to
get all 10 of my stars.

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